you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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