i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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