I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My dad just said "fuck circus"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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