Got a toothbrush?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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