So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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