In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
