how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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