what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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