sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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