Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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