didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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