Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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