i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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