Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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