Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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