Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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