Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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