I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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