Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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