didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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