She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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