What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
