Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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