Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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