Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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