He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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