these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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