I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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