He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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