Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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