I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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