SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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