have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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