Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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