im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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