508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you made out with another girl for some wings
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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