so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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