When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Boobs speak an international language.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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