piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
where are you?
Hypothermia
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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