Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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