it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Bang-toberfest begins!!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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