He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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