Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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