Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I forget how to act sober
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