I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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