I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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