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C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I don't deserve a penis
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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