It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
