he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
