If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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