Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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