Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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