why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
