he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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