I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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