Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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