Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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