I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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